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Pan Post 154 takes place in the year 344 B.C. in Athens where Plato is instructing his student, Aristotle. Plato presents his theory of reality via the means of a chair. Aristotle is constantly on the lookout for a logic trap but is surprised when the chair is confirmed as a chair. But Plato goes on to explain that the chair is a chair because it is an imitation of THE chair. THE chair exists in the One True Realm and thus is it a chair in this reality. As per the Non-Story-Note, this is based on Plato's true theory of reality but in the context of the Never-ending Story it can be confirmed as this is the Story Realm based loosely on the real world.

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Platonic Theory

The year is 344BC and the founder of the Platonic Academy in Athens is wistfully staring at the beautiful landscape from his balcony. Sitting nearby is a young man, one of Plato's most promising students.

Plato: "This material world around us is but a fiction, you see? It is merely an imitation of another world. A more divine world."

The young Aristotle, aged seventeen, frowns at his teacher.

Aristotle: "Can you elaborate?"

Plato walks over to the empty chair opposite Aristotle, where there is a small table square table stands in-between and a scrap of parchment with Aristotle's writing on it (actually a lot of it consists of grotesque and deformed renditions of Plato and a lot of penis doodles). The balcony is covered by a short stone roof to keep the sun off their heads and the sounds of crickets whirring their legs in cathartic song can be heard from the shrubbery below.

Plato: "Take this chair. What is it?"

Aristotle is instantly suspicious of a logic trap. He squints one eye at Plato and purses his lips, between his desperate young man's beard, into a twist. When Plato opens his right palm at Aristotle, the student sighs and answers with the obvious.

Aristotle: "A chair."

Plato: "Exactly."

Aristotle: "Oh!"

That was unexpected and Aristotle blinks as he recollects what just happened, looking for some hidden truth that he hadn't noticed the first time through the dialogue.

Plato: "But..."

Aristotle: "I knew there had to be a but coming."

Plato: "How do you know it is a chair?"

Aristotle: "Uh... because... it just... is a chair."

Plato: "Yes it is a chair. But what makes a chair?"

Aristotle considers.

Aristotle: "A chairier."

Plato: "Uh, what?"

Aristotle: "Someone who makes chairs must be a chairier!"

Plato: "That's not what I meant and I'm pretty sure it's a carpenter that makes chairs. Chairier isn't a real word."

Aristotle: "That doesn't make any sense. Shouldn't a carpenter be someone that makes carpets?"

Plato: "Okay, this isn't grammar class and we don't even speak English anyway! In fact English doesn't exist yet!"

Aristotle tuts and shakes his head in mock disapproval.

Aristotle: "Oooo, breaking the fourth wall Teacher!"

Plato: "I'm not breaking the fourth wall! I'm just stating an anachronism. If I break the fourth wall I'd point that them."

Plato points at you.

Aristotle: "Why do I feel like we've gone well off topic?"

Plato: "Because we have. So. This chair."

Aristotle: "Oh right! That's what we were talking about! The thrilling and important topic of the guy that makes chairs..."

Plato: "Why are you my favourite student again? I forget."

Aristotle: "Because I actually show up to class, unlike most students who just want to get a student loan for beer."

Plato promptly ignores Aristotle's smart-aleck remarks henceforth.

Aristotle: "My name isn't Aleck!"

Plato: "A chair is a chair because it is an imitation of THE chair."

Aleck: "THE chair? What ch-- wait, did my name just change to Aleck? I said my name isn't Aleck!"

Plato: "The concept, the idea, the nature, the soul of a chair is within the TRUE Realm. The One Realm."

Aristotle (temporarily named Aleck): "The One Realm to rule them--"

Plato: "The One Realm is the divine realm and everything within our world is but an imitation of The One."

Aristotle: "Okay. So the chair is a chair because the idea of the chair exists in The One and so the chair is, and always will be considered to be, a chair?"

Plato: "Exactly. The One contains the true form of the universe and realm of existence is mimicking it. This is where knowledge comes from!"

Aristotle: "Does that mean there's the one true penis in this--?"

Plato: "This is why you can't trust poets and they should be banned from Greece."

Aristotle: "Whoa, dude! That's quite a jump! What does that even mean? Why?"

Plato: "Poetry is falsehood. It is a pale imitation of our universe, which means it is an imitation of an imitation. It is twice removed from The One truth. Poetry is simply lying."

Aristotle: "I think you're officially off your rocker, fella."


NSN: This is based on actual Platonic theory[Ext 1] that there is a one true universe and that our reality is an imitation of that divine reality. In NeS constraints, this is actually plausible considering it is a reflection of the real world! Plato could well have started the theory of the Story! :)

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External References

  1. Platonic Realism article, Wikipedia.
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