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Outpost Finagle is a notorious pleasure station known throughout the Multiverse for its vast array of pleasures that seek to cater to as many species and races as possible. From combat arenas to casinos and restaurants.

Description

Appearance

Outpost Finagle is constructed from metals and is, even on the outside, emblazoned with neon lights. It is almost as large as a small planet[Pan 1]. Finagle is an eclectic assortment of spheroids, discs and pylons to connect them all. One of the largest discs stands towards the very centre of the mass and has an invisible dome covering it, only just visible as lights glint off of it. This is the arena disc[Pan 2].

Function

Outpost Finagle jumps across universes and proffers a wide selection of entertainments to cater to cultures from the Multiverse. They allow visitors to carry their weapons[Pan 1].

Services

Prostitution

Outpost Finagle offers prostitution services of both men and women[Pan 1].

Time Tag

Games of Time Tag can be played on Outpost Finagle. Time Tag is a game that uses extraplanar technology and clocks that go forwards and backwards[Pan 1].

Cabaret

Outpost Finagle has various cabaret acts with gimmicks[Pan 2].

Medical Services

There are medical services available on the station. White medical droids, with a red cross painted on them, will go where needed in medical emergencies. They can talk and even smoke cigars[Pan 2].

Locations

Three Men and a Squid Casino

Tournament Daily Sigma

Tournament Daily Sigma is a card game competition played in the casino. It uses holo-projectors to display the game board. The game involved bluffs, wagers, mulligans, wild cards and 'go fish'. There is a card called 'The Turn of Cups', which allows the user to undo an action.

Slots

The casino also provides slot machines[Pan 1].

Craps

The casino has a craps table. The tables are run by bright red robots that speak with merry voices[Pan 2].

Arena

The outpost has an arena where people may enter the challenges of combat to the death[Pan 1]. Visible from the exterior of the outpost, one of the largest discs stands towards the very centre of the mass and has an invisible dome covering it, only just visible as lights glint off of it. Not only does this dome keep in the breathable atmosphere (which has purposefully added oxygen to ensure everyone inside is extra giddy) but it keeps the dangerous explosions within. This is the arena disc[Pan 3]. The arena uses gamble-bots, which accept bets placed on the matches[Pan 2].

Main Arcade

The main arcade features a series of alcoves that lead to various venues[Pan 3].

Wedding Chapel

Attached to the Main Arcade is a wedding chapel that allows the faithful to get married under a wide variety of religions. It is guarded against troublemakers, by guards such as Egnarts, due to the chapel being a target for religious disagreements. Only approved deific objects are permitted inside to avoid clashes and confrontations[Pan 3].

Aquarium

There is an aquarium available[Pan 2].

Mountain of Very Mouldy Cheese

The Mountain of Very Mouldy Cheese was created especially to cater to a specific species[Pan 2].

Mr Kipling's All-You-Can-Eat Bakery

Mr Kipling's All-You-Can-Eat Bakery is a bakery-restaurant that sells baked cooks such as breads and cakes pies. They provided seating for customers to stay and eat[Pan 2].

Religious Quarters

There is a whole section dedicated to areas of worship for various gods of the Multiverse. It is patrolled by Witch-Wardens who keep the peace amongst the various religions[Pan 2].

Christian Church

There is a Christian Church in the religious quarter, which is dedicated to the Christian God of Earth. It has an altar for preaching[Pan 2].

Giants' Bar

There is a bar on Outpost Finagle that is popular amongst giants. It has the usual furnishings of a bar, such as bar stools, as well as a black, grand piano[Pan 4].

References

Pantheons of the NeSiverse References

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