Summary for NeS1 Post 776 will go here.
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*As Phantom_Asparagus is dragged toward Spooky Taco's main chamber, he suddenly feels a teleporting sensation as the other heroes appear in front of him. He bursts out of the asparagus skin, and pulls out a Asparagus Commando Knife that Asparagus #13 had. He goes behind the other Asparagus Trooper and slits his throat, or where his throat would be.*
Phantom: (In Han Solo accent) Guys, follow me, and act like I captured you."
*With that he skins the other Asparagus carcass and puts it on and leads the other heroes into Spooky Taco's main chamber...