*As our heroes continue along the trail of destruction, the city of Costa Del Sol on the horizon, Krig wanders along beside the group, in the grass. He sees a flower and stops, stooping to pick it up.*
Krig:"Hmm, ground seem farther away than normal. Something funny."
*Krig looks at his own arms*
Krig:"Krig have big arms. Krig like big arms. Big arms help Krig smash."
*Krig approaches the band of semi-heroic heroes, towering over them by at least a foot.*
Krig:"Why Krig's friends so small?"
Geb:"Uh, Krig, we're not small, you're just big."
Krig:"You shorter than Krig shoulder now!"
Maybe:"No, Krig, you're taller now."
Krig:"Ya, Krig taller than friends now. Krig friends shrink!"
Sem:"Yes, Krig, we've all somehow shrunken to less than three feet tall. Think, man! Isn't it more likely that you're bigger, than it is that we're all smaller?"
Krig:"Krig not tall. Ground far away. Krig afraid of heights."
*Krig gets on his hands and knees, in order to keep is acrophobia in containment.*
Krig:"Ground not far away now. Hey, Krig's friends get taller again! Krig happy now."
*Everyone sighs or otherwise indicates some form of emotion, and turns to head into town.*
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