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{{Post Infobox|title1 = NeS1 Post 601|previous = [[NeS1 Post 600]]|next = [[NeS1 Post 602]]|thread = [[Never-ending Story 1]]|chapter = [[Videogames, Anime and Capture the Flag -- Oh My!]]|page = [[NeS1 Page 15]]|writer = [[Krig the Writer]]|timestamp = 01-23-2001, 08:46 PM|location(s) = [[TV Land]]
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*[[Video Game Land]]
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**Route to [https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Costa_del_Sol_(Final_Fantasy_VII) Costa Del Sol]|characters_(major) = *[[Gebohq Simon]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Strife Cloud Strife]
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*[[Semievil]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Final_Fantasy_VII_series#Cid_Highwind Cid Highwind]
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*[[Krig the Viking]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barret_Wallace Barret Wallace]
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*[[Losien Simon]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerith_Gainsborough Aerith Gainsborough]
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*[[MaybeChild]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tifa_Lockhart Tifa Lockhart]
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*[[Lt Randy]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Final_Fantasy_VII_series#Red_XIII Red XIII]
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*[[Masetto]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuffie_Kisaragi Yuffie Kisaragi]
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*[[The Otter]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_the_Final_Fantasy_VII_series#Cait_Sith Cait Sith]|characters_(minor) = *[[Antestarr]]<nowiki> | </nowiki>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Valentine Vincent Valentine]|items = *Flower}}[[NeS1 Post 601]] observes the heroes still travelling towards [[finalfantasy:Costa_del_Sol_(Final_Fantasy_VII)|Costa Del Sol]] in the wake of [[Antestarr]], who raced off ahead in [[NeS1 Post 600]]. [[Krig the Viking]] investigates a flower in the grass nearby and a moment later he discovers that the ground seems further away that it used to. He returns to the group who insist that he has grown taller since he has become [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barret_Wallace Barret Wallace], while he is certain that they have all grown smaller. He doesn't believe he can be taller because he has a fear of heights. To rectify the situation, he crouches down so everyone seems taller again. At the end of the post the new [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VII Final Fantasy VII] narrator gets into a spat with the original [[Narrator]].
   
 
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>As our heroes continue along the trail of destruction, the city of
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>As our [[heroes]] continue along the trail of destruction, the city of [[finalfantasy:Costa_del_Sol_(Final_Fantasy_VII)|Costa Del Sol]]<sub><ref group="Ext">[[finalfantasy:Costa_del_Sol_(Final_Fantasy_VII)|Costa Del Sol (Final Fantasy VII)]] article, [[finalfantasy:Final_Fantasy_Wiki|Final Fantasy Wiki]].</ref></sub> on the horizon, [[Krig]] wanders along beside the group, in the grass. He sees a flower and stops, stooping to pick it up.*
Costa Del Sol on the horizon, Krig wanders along beside the group, in
 
the grass. He sees a flower and stops, stooping to pick it up.*
 
   
 
Krig:"Hmm, ground seem farther away than normal. Something funny."
 
Krig:"Hmm, ground seem farther away than normal. Something funny."
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Krig:"Why Krig's friends so small?"
 
Krig:"Why Krig's friends so small?"
   
Geb:"Uh, Krig, we're not small, you're just big."
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[[Geb]]:"Uh, Krig, we're not small, you're just big."
   
 
Krig:"You shorter than Krig shoulder now!"
 
Krig:"You shorter than Krig shoulder now!"
   
Maybe:"No, Krig, you're taller now."
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[[Maybe]]:"No, Krig, you're taller now."
   
 
Krig:"Ya, Krig taller than friends now. Krig friends shrink!"
 
Krig:"Ya, Krig taller than friends now. Krig friends shrink!"
   
Sem:"Yes, Krig, we've all somehow shrunken to less than three feet tall.
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[[Sem]]:"Yes, Krig, we've all somehow shrunken to less than three feet tall.<nowiki> </nowiki> Think, man! Isn't it more likely that you're bigger, than it is that we're all smaller?"
<nowiki> </nowiki> Think, man! Isn't it more likely that you're bigger, than it is that
 
we're all smaller?"
 
   
 
Krig:"Krig not tall. Ground far away. Krig afraid of heights."
 
Krig:"Krig not tall. Ground far away. Krig afraid of heights."
   
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Krig gets on his hands and knees, in order to keep is acrophobia in containment.*
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Krig gets on his hands and knees, in order to keep is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrophobia acrophobia]<sub><ref group="Ext">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrophobia Acrophobia] article, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia].</ref></sub> in containment.*
   
 
Krig:"Ground not far away now. Hey, Krig's friends get taller again! Krig happy now."
 
Krig:"Ground not far away now. Hey, Krig's friends get taller again! Krig happy now."
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'''Post Ended. Please wait for further notifi--'''
 
'''Post Ended. Please wait for further notifi--'''
   
''Move over, you little snot. Tune in next time for more daring
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''Move over, you little snot. Tune in next time for more daring action, suspense, drama, suspense, romance, suspense, and suspense! Will our heroes ever - ow!''
action, suspense, drama, suspense, romance, suspense, and suspense!
 
Will our heroes ever - ow!''
 
   
 
'''That's for pushing me. Ahem. Please wait for further notifica-- OW! You'll pay for that, old man!'''
 
'''That's for pushing me. Ahem. Please wait for further notifica-- OW! You'll pay for that, old man!'''
   
 
<nowiki>***</nowiki>Technical Difficulties. Please stand by.***
 
<nowiki>***</nowiki>Technical Difficulties. Please stand by.***
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== References ==
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=== External References ===
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<references group="Ext" />

Revision as of 10:11, July 12, 2019

NeS1 Post 601 observes the heroes still travelling towards Costa Del Sol in the wake of Antestarr, who raced off ahead in NeS1 Post 600. Krig the Viking investigates a flower in the grass nearby and a moment later he discovers that the ground seems further away that it used to. He returns to the group who insist that he has grown taller since he has become Barret Wallace, while he is certain that they have all grown smaller. He doesn't believe he can be taller because he has a fear of heights. To rectify the situation, he crouches down so everyone seems taller again. At the end of the post the new Final Fantasy VII narrator gets into a spat with the original Narrator.

Post

*As our heroes continue along the trail of destruction, the city of Costa Del Sol[Ext 1] on the horizon, Krig wanders along beside the group, in the grass. He sees a flower and stops, stooping to pick it up.*

Krig:"Hmm, ground seem farther away than normal. Something funny."

*Krig looks at his own arms*

Krig:"Krig have big arms. Krig like big arms. Big arms help Krig smash."

*Krig approaches the band of semi-heroic heroes, towering over them by at least a foot.*

Krig:"Why Krig's friends so small?"

Geb:"Uh, Krig, we're not small, you're just big."

Krig:"You shorter than Krig shoulder now!"

Maybe:"No, Krig, you're taller now."

Krig:"Ya, Krig taller than friends now. Krig friends shrink!"

Sem:"Yes, Krig, we've all somehow shrunken to less than three feet tall. Think, man! Isn't it more likely that you're bigger, than it is that we're all smaller?"

Krig:"Krig not tall. Ground far away. Krig afraid of heights."

*Krig gets on his hands and knees, in order to keep is acrophobia[Ext 2] in containment.*

Krig:"Ground not far away now. Hey, Krig's friends get taller again! Krig happy now."

*Everyone sighs or otherwise indicates some form of emotion, and turns to head into town.*

Post Ended. Please wait for further notifi--

Move over, you little snot. Tune in next time for more daring action, suspense, drama, suspense, romance, suspense, and suspense! Will our heroes ever - ow!

That's for pushing me. Ahem. Please wait for further notifica-- OW! You'll pay for that, old man!

***Technical Difficulties. Please stand by.***

References

External References

  1. Costa Del Sol (Final Fantasy VII) article, Final Fantasy Wiki.
  2. Acrophobia article, Wikipedia.
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