In NeS1 Post 567 the heroes enter an Emergency Alert System in TV Land, caused by Morris changing the channel in NeS1 Post 566. The air is filled with an ear-piercing noise and nobody can understand each other. They run through a series of dialogue in which each hero mistakes the words of the previous speaker. Aside, the Narrator wonders if any of the other Writers will remember that NeS exists and whatever happened to Enchilada Man.
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*There is a flash of static[Ext 1], and suddenly the world is replaced by a series of wide, vertical, multicoloured stripes.*
Geb:"What the..."
*Suddenly, a peircing shreik fills the air! The overwhelming test beep shatters all glass for miles around, grating on the minds of our heroes like the sound of a dentist's drill! Our heroes clasp their ears in agony, collapsing to the ground, writhing in pain!*
Everybody:"Aaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeee!!!"
*Suddenly, the remote, clutched in Morris's flubbery paw, shatters into a million sparkling pieces! The batteries fly away, only to be destroyed by the incredibly high pitched sonic shrieking!*
Lt. Randy(eyes bulging out in pain):"Oh, no! We'll be trapped in this infernal place forever!!"
Geb(clutching bleeding ears):"Did anyone hear what he just said?"
Otter:"No, I don't want to dance!"
Sem:"What are you talking about? My pants are just fine!"
Maybe:"A lime? No thanks, I'm not hungry right now!"
Krig:"Cow? Krig no see cow!"
Will our indubitable heroes survive this ordeal with intact eardrums? Will they survive at all? Will other writers wake up and realize this story still exists? And whatever happened to the Enchilada Man, anyhow? These questions and more not answered in the next post!
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Britt's Commentary[]
"As explained by Gebohq the Writer in NeS1 Post 657, this post refers to the Emergency Alert System[Ext 2] in the U.S.A.[Ext 3]." ~ Britt the Writer
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External References[]
- ↑ Whit Noise article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Emergency Alert System article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ United States article, Wikipedia.