Galvatron returns to the arena wielding a new weapon, which turns out to be a Pokéball. From the Pokéball emerges a Porygon. Porygon initiates a seizure-inducing attack against Ares, after which everyone decides to leave while Ares lies on the floor.


Galv: Ok I'm back.. with a new weapon!

Rob: *Tags Galv in* Your turn...

Galv: allrighty.. POKEBALL[Ext 1] GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*A Porygon[Ext 2] pops out*

Ares: A Pokemon[Ext 3]?

Galv: yep, but not just any pokemon, This is Porygon...

Ares: Porygon.. why does that sound firmilar...

Galv: porygon use you Ultimate Attack!

*Porygon starts to make a Bright Red to Blue To Red Flash effect for 5 seconds...*

Ares; Oh no....

*Ares starts to have Convultions and passes out*

Robx: WTF! One blow and Hes down!

Galv: Thats my little Pokemon... Now come on guys lets get the Hell out of here!

*Everyone leaves.. except for poor ares... who is left on the ground in a coma*


Britt's Commentary

"This post refers to the use of Porygon from the Pokémon[Ext 4] franchise and, specifically, Dennō Senshi Porygon[Ext 5], an episode of the Pokémon TV Show[Ext 6] that caused children all over Japan to experience seizures." - Britt the Writer


External References

  1. Pokéball article, Bulbapedia.
  2. Porygon (Pokémon) article, Bulbapedia.
  3. Pokémon (Species) article, Bulbapedia.
  4. Pokémon article, Wikipedia.
  5. Dennō Senshi Porygon article, Wikipedia.
  6. Pokémon (anime) article, Wikipedia.
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