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In NeS1 Post 240 Semievil finds himself lost in a dark, but cluttered, place. Amongst the clutter he discovers what he considers to be useful items for members of the hero team; Gebohq Simon, Maybelle Child, Antestarr, The Otter, Krig the Viking and himself. When he finds the exit he is expelled from the gaping maw of Morris the Cat and back into the Redwood Forest. One of the objects he got was the Giant Tree Flayer, which he takes his vengeance with on the trees to upset Undramondiginonhafabigmajicthing, who banished Semievil In NeS1 Post 238. Before the druids could stop him he used his new Staff of Elemental Mastery to blow all of the druids away.

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Narrator: "Holy mother of a fat alligator's rotten corpse batman! Sem's in trouble! He just got expulsed by a druid!"

Sem, in the black deapths of the unknown, wanders about aimlessly.

Sem: "ouch! this depth of the unknown is too cluttered, I keep running into things."

Sem lights a finger, and surveys the scene.

It's amazing, armor, swords, shields scattered everywhere.

(Inventory of what Sem picked out):

Geb:

Holy paladin armor of Or

Belt of HHGoA(Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch)

Shield of the Smash'in Bash'in

Sword of the Extrordinary Whoop-***

Maybe:

Armor of the Self-Rightious

EvilBane MorningStar

Canticle of Canticles(new prayre book)

Otter:

Armor of Oak

Fertalizer of Rampant Growth

Staff of the Passive Observers

Ante:

Ravenscale Armor(to blend into shadows)

Poisoned Rapier

Poisoned Thumb Tack

Belt of Throwing Knives

Sem:

Giant Tree Flayer

Robe of the Elements

Bottle of the Slain Drunkard

Staff of Elemental Mastery

Krig:

Axe of Remarkable Smack-Down-Laying

Nickle-Plated Sissy-Pistol

Shield of the Slain Prince of Nairb

Lightning-Struck Armor

Sem steps casually out of Morris' mouth and begins taking his vengence on Undramondiginonhafabigmajicthing by setting to work on the trees with his new tree flayer.

Undramondiginonhafabigmajicthing: "Stop that, NOW!!!"

Sem: "Bugger off."

Undramondiginonhafabigmajicthing attempts to make the wind blow Sem away, but Sem's new staff gives him much greater power and the druids (except the otter) blow away in a stiff breeze.

Sem, indicating Morris: "You can find the wierdest stuff in there...."

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