- A Bloint is a fashion accessory that resembles a hat but is to be worn on one's trousers.
Main article: NeS 1888
In 1863 a young Erro Simon was expected to wear a bloint at the behest of his mother, Lady Simon. RawHaggis, the butler, tried to persuade the boy to wear it properly but to no avail as he wore it on his head instead of his trousers. The bloint was ruined when Bernard the First pooped on it, forever freeing Erro of embarrassment. Erro would never forget, nor forgive, the incident with the bloint.