Bernard the Cyber-Pidgeon is a pidgeon-shaped device that is made entirely of tin and wood. The concept has become a NeS meme and recurring alternate versions have appeared, including Bernard the Clay-Pidgeon.
The 'cyber-pidgeon' is vaguely pidgeon shaped and made entirely of wood and tin but is unpainted and can sit in the hands of a person[NeS1 1].
The Fight of the Century of the Week
See also: The Fight of the Century of the Week
Bernard the Cyber-Pidgeon first appeared when Semievil offered it up to Morris the Cat as a possible combat opponent during The Fight of the Century of the Week matches staged in Ares' Colosseum, which Morris refused[NeS1 1]. Semievil uses Bernard the pidgeon as a weapon after he attaches a small, toy rubber-duckie to it and smacks The Otter with it; each hit making a satisfying squeak of contact. Semievil had, however, stolen the rubber-duckie from the 7 Eleven owner, Sundeep, who then attacks Semievil, ending the reign of Bernard and the rubber-duckie[NeS1 2].